oh, the titillation of that title. Oooh.
I'm bed shopping for my one-bedroom apartment. Since I've lived on my own, I haven't had a bed, but many, many futons. So I have no idea what I'm in for.
I live near Renfrew and Grandview, the furniture store capital of well, East Vancouver. I go into The Brick for their tent sale. Not sure why it's called a tent sale, there are no tents for sale. Free hotdogs and pop is promised but I don't see any. It's okay, I have a stomachache (see previous post).
"I need a bed," I tell the approaching salesman. Their beds are expensive. I leave and head next door to J.R. Furniture. Salesman offers me a deal - $500 - queen size bed with wheel thingy. "I'll think about it. I have to go to Sleep Country."
"Just put down a deposit," says he. "Nah."
I head across the street to Sleep Country (why buy a mattress anywhere else?)
"I hear it's your mix and match sale," I say to the salesmen. I am beginning to think that only men sell beds.
"I've never bought a bed. I sleep on a futon."
Salesman's face looks stricken, like I've said I mutiliate mattresses in my spare time.
"Do you like a firm, medium or soft bed?"
Of course for some reason this makes me want to burst into hysterical giggles. Hee hee hee hee hee.
"Well firm is always best," I want to say. Hee hee hee.
He has me try all three types. I sleep on my stomach, I tell him, refraining from mentioning my current stomach troubles, my sleep troubles, my love of the sleeping pill Imovane, or my sister's current (and possibly dangerous) blocked small intestine.
"Then you don't want firm." he tells me. Hee hee hee in my head again. hee hee hee.
"Try this one out. Lie down on your stomach. Grab the pillow. Pretend you are in sleep position." Well, to really do that I'd have to be naked with my blow up doll beside me (joking) but I keep my clothes on.
I groan. "This is so comfortable." Of course, I've said this into the pillow so he doesn't know what the heck I'm saying.
"yes it has blah blah coils, blah blah repels sweat (you sweat a litre a night! he tells me), repels bed bugs (oooh!), blah, blah good for your back, blah blah.
It's $900 (on sale!) not including the $100 wheely thingy.
"JR furniture will sell me the whole thing for $500."
"Yeah, but they don't make good beds. Oh, wait, I remember a cheaper model, it's the last one so it will go fast."
"I see, you just remembered that now," I say.
It's $200 cheaper but will be gone soon, says he.
It's comfortable too.
I don't know what to do and I'm still paranoid about what I am going to be told at work tomorrow about student comments, possibly resulting in my being warned (3 warnings = fired) or my quitting in anxiety and giving upness. Yeah, it's vaguely paranoid but i'm usually right about these meetings coming up. If this happeens, I won't buy a bed right away.'
"I'll be back, " I tell salesman, and I add, "why, really now, would you buy a mattress anywhere else."
I also went, despite stomach problems (I may have mentioned that) to the West Vancouver Library. It's a beautiful day and West Van/North Van I love, as I lived there for 8 years. The West Van. library feels like safety and all is well to me. I took out a few books, they have back copies of Walrus magazine and I read some newspapers in their very comfortable chairs. Cozy. Then I went to the North Vancouver city library and Blenz coffee, for a strawberry iced tea and a muffin. I still need to eat, despite crippling intestinal difficulties.
finally,l I went to the place where I lived for almost 8 years people, from 29-37 at Forbes and 15th. A beautiful house. I owned the house. No, no, I rented a room basically. Dixie, the owner and a lovely Christian woman about 62 years old now I think, was away. Her garden in the front and back yard is amazing now and just beautiful. She has also painted the outside of the house. BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. Just beautiful. so that was really nice.